Every Sloth event, however insignificant, requires meticulous and detailed planning. This effort always culminates in a pre-event BNO ("Boy's Night Out") that generally resembles Congress in terms of both efficiency and effectiveness. It all starts with several pitchers of whatever high gravity beer is on tap and roughly 100 wings of various flavors (manly-ness scale runs from 1-teriyaki to 10-chernobyl). Amazingly, no matter how many Sloths are in attendance or how many wings or pitchers of beer are consumed, it always comes out to $25 each. The results of this trip's final planning session are that we need to bring more coolers and Bubba wants to bring a rake. Over the course of the evening, we also developed our own variation of the Ice Bucket Challenge, as Dick calls it, the Sloth Chicken Choke Challenge. Basically, it involves eating the last of the 100 wings, swimming in Buffalo sauce, grease and ranch dressing, and then dumping the sauce over your head. We just invented it, we didn't actually do it. Well, I did eat the last wing.
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